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Ayumi (Female)
I dated a sweet but somewhat W.A.S.Py guy
when I was studying in the U.S. Anywhere we
went, he would stand right behind me because
he wanted to be the perfect gentleman and
escort me. My Japanese friend saw what he
was doing and cracked up laughing, saying
'Your boyfriend is acting like Hyakutaro'
[the famous Japanese cartoon ghost who clings
to its master's back]. The poor handsome blonde
has been called Hyakutaro by all the Japanese
students ever since.

Tama (Female)
When I was in college in the U.S., my Saudi
Arabian classmate invited me to a 'party'
at his house. Soon after I got there, everyone
there except him left the house. I had to
eat scalding spaghetti with my bare hands,
like he does. After that, he took me to the
bathroom and showed me a hot bath saying,
'It's ready! Are you?' I pretended not to
understand his English and rushed out of his
house.

Yuko (Female)
I was so shocked when I saw my first Italian-American
boyfriend give his mother a huge hug and a
kiss on the mouth! Then, his sister was next.
I got scared and thought they were incestuous!

Yuki (Female)
When I went to the home of my American boyfriend's
parents for dinner, his mother was staring
at me eating and said, 'Oh, you use a knife
and fork very well!' When I told her that
it's not unusual to use forks and knives in
Japan, she looked surprised. Oh well, it's
the same thing as us saying 'You use chopsticks
very well!' to a foreigner, isnft it?

Hachibei (Male)
My German girlfriend and I went to the pool
to sunbathe. I was surprised that every girl
including my girlfriend went topless. But
when her friend and her friend's boyfriend
showed up, they both became awkward and looked
embarrassed.

Momotaro (Male)
My Russian wife is so superstitious. She never
lets me go back home when I realize I've forgotten
something, because it's bad luck. If a black
cat walks across the road, we have to wait
for somebody to pass us by. And she never
lets me turn the stereo to 13.
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